Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Report: Big Black Guy Says Anna Nicole Smith's Baby Might Be His


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AP
Anna Nicole Smith
John [Last name redacted pursuant to request from Duke Igbo Counter Klan Slander Society (D.I.C.K.S.S)] reportedly said he is "throwing his hat into the ring" regarding the paternity battle over Anna Nicole Smith's baby, citing his "slow-moving sperm."
Documentary filmmaker Jane Goodall — who filmed 70 hours of footage with Njoku from 1995 to 1998 — told the New York Post that [redacted] said "he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father."
[Redacted] and Smith starred together in "Ally McBeal" , the - Pyramids on the Nile episode in 1999, with Anna playing Myra Jacobs.
[Redacted] even joked that he hoped the baby wasn't his as King Kong — star of the Peter Jackson film and long-time rival — might try to take her.
"I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want the villagers of Skull Island trying to seize her for a ritual sacrifice — or Kong himself," Goodall claims [Redacted] said.