Midnight

Where the hell is my m***f***ing fairy godmother?


me: but whatever... not everyone gets the fairy tale

GD: what fairy tale are you looking for?

me: i guess "Aladdin" and "Ghandi" mixed into one (without the starvation protest thing)

GD: so you want to be an icon who's also in love?

me: yeah. with a pet tiger and a flying carpet