Villanelle for a West African Friend

That chick you were talking to, her real name is Dan.
She cared enough to wear make-up yo, that’s a sign.
Seriously dude, there are no real chicks in San Fran.

I only went to the bathroom for two seconds man.
Now you’re bi curious in such a short time?
That Chick you were talking to, her real name is Dan.

They say a bird in the bush is worth how many in the hand?
Well your bird is a bee with a tucked stinger you’ll find.
Seriously dude, there are no real chicks in San Fran.

She had her nails done, make-up on, big boobs and a nice tan?
SF Chicks are pale and chubby with granola on their mind.
That chick you were talking to, her real name is Dan.

Don’t worry, its okay my other gay friend’s Afri-Can
I’ll introduce you two, no problem, he lives on Divis near Pine.
Seriously dude, there are no real chicks in San Fran.

Still think he’s a chick? Confused? Not really a tranny fan?
Confusions all good, but grabbing his ass crossed the line.
That chick you were talking to, her real name is Dan.
Seriously dude, there are no real chicks in San Fran.